Home Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
My Aunt Agatha, the curse of the Home Counties and a menace to one and all.
The Beauty which old Greece or Rome
Sung, painted, wrought, lies close at home.
Reparation for our rights at home, and security against the like future violations.
Total strangers trying to kill me make me feel right at home.
"I shall send people to urge them to return home."
Home is where your hump is.
You've given me strength to find home.
Sex education classes are like in-home sales parties for abortions.
It was the call of all those fortuities... which gave her the courage to leave home and change her fate.
I sit at home by myself, with my headphones, in Randy world, and thats it.
You beat your pate, and fancy wit will come;
Knock as you please, there's nobody at home.
His wit invites you by his looks to come,
But when you knock it never is at home.
The ideal home: big enough for you to hear the children, but not very well.
Everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home.
"Forget it." (This is his most popular home run call)
Home is where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.
When I go home to Santa Cruz, I'm the same girl as when I grew up.
I usually have to be home by 10 o'clock and my mom takes my computer away at 10.30pm every night.
I'm really good at staying home all day in my pajamas because I had a [dad] who did that.
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.