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Some guy hit my car fender the other day, and I said unto him, "Be fruitful and multiply." But not in those words.
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The Woody Allen Companion (1993) edited by StephenJ. Spignesi, Ch. 7

 

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"Words, words, words," he writes, "are the stumbling-blocks in the way of truth. Until you think of things as they are, and not of the words that misrepresent them, you cannot think rightly. Words produce the appearance of hard and fast lines where there are none. Words divide; thus we call this a man, that an ape, that a monkey, while they are all only differentiations of the same thing. To think of a thing they must be got rid of: they are the clothes that thoughts wear—only the clothes. I say this over and over again, for there is nothing of more importance. Other men's words will stop you at the beginning of an investigation. A man may play with words all his life, arranging them and rearranging them like dominoes. If I could think to you without words you would understand me better."

 

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He said "I'll punch your head!" I said "Whose?" He said "Yours!"
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