Sports Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Football is nothing without fans.
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
There is no sport in hate where all the rage
Is on one side.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."