Sports Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
When this quality sports product...
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.