Sports Quotes - random
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!