Sports Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
He put tennis, the bar very high—very high. It's incredible what kind of game he can play.
There is nothing in the contract that says a football coach has to be sane or a good loser.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
When this quality sports product...
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.