Sports Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
He put tennis, the bar very high—very high. It's incredible what kind of game he can play.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.