Chris Pontius
American entertainer and daredevil.
With a simple shave of the razor Steve-o easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking hes a harmless young boy.
I'm not into beastiality, but that's a good looking animal.
I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.
For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
Todays debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.
I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
Water based lube: Friend or Foe?
My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"