Chris Pontius
American entertainer and daredevil.
Russian police. Stern, stern but fair
That was intense. REALLY intense. Well not really intense. But pretty intense.
That guy right there is the best damn roller skater ever. Maybe even in the whole town.
Some people just don't know how to party.
Steve-o, i don't like the man,... he lost!
Fire doesn't burn if you're already dead!"
There's a very good chance we could be riding each other to Russia.
Hi I'm Bunny the Lifeguard and if any of these alligators try to ruin our swimming, I'm gonna wrestle 'em to the ground and probably have my way with them.
I gotta come to term with my sexuality. I gotta know what I'm all about.
Latvia gangsters. cool. I want to join them.
With a simple shave of the razor Steve-o easily disguises himself in fooling the whale shark in thinking hes a harmless young boy.
My job on this show is to be naked, not kill myself."
Water based lube: Friend or Foe?
Wait a minute. I already know my fortune, it's partying!
I'm gonna be so bummed when they announce my sexually transmitted diseases.
From my experiments with sexiness, seems like a lot of people are afraid at first, and fear usually equals violence. But eventually I'll win their hearts and instead of fighting they'll want to make love to me.