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Chris Pontius


American entertainer and daredevil.
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Chris Pontius
Todays debate: Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.
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For one thing, God didn't invent the circumcision, I did.
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They say Poland is the Mexico of Europe. I don't know what that means, but I like it.




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I guess I don't have any last words. I'm just gonna kill myself once I lose my wiener.
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I'm not into beastiality, but that's a good looking animal.
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