For me today, Hull City beat Hull City.

 

For me today, Hull City beat Hull City.
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1-Sep-2008, Guardian website
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It was a bit of a one-sided game as Hull lose at home 0-5 to Wigan.

 

Phil Brown

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If you look at the bottom of a Zodiac, it's not just flat. It's got a hint of a keel on it for maneuverability. Not a proper hull though.
Hull design is an advanced science. In the days of sail it was as important to national security as aerodynamics are today. A hull was a necessary evil: all that ship down under the water gave you lots of drag, but without it the rest of the ship wouldn't float.
Then we invented outboard motors and all that science was made irrelevant by raw power. You could turn a bathtub into a high performance speedboat by bolting a big enough motor on it. When the throttle is high, the impact of the water against the bottom of the hull lifts it right up out of the water. It skims like a skipping rock and who gives a f**k about hydrodynamics. When you throttle it down, the vessel sinks into the water again and wallows like a hog.

 

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This is Prince Charles & Camilla. Or, as I like to think of them, Rod Hull & Emu.

 

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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.

 

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There was a little boat sailed down the river,
Hull was a cup and sail was a feather,
Cum peedle ump pump pay.

 

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Today, in this city
two people will meet and lock eyes;
the curtains are then turbulently thrown open.
[...] Today, in this city
two people will separate their paths;
the curtains are then silently lowered.

 

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