Pet Quotes - random
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
What female heart can gold despise?
What cat's averse to fish?
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Always had more dogs than bones.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".