Pet Quotes - random
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
The Eagle soars in the summit of Heaven,
The Hunter with his dogs pursues his circuit.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Dogs believe that they are an inferior kind of human. Cats believe that people are an inferior form of cat.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
Histories are more full of Examples of the Fidelity of dogs than of Friends.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.