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Pet Quotes - random


Ronald Reagan | Pet Quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Thornton Wilder
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.




Kate Bush
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Avner Strauss
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
John Donne
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Isaac Leib Peretz
The worst dog gets the best bone.
John Heywood | Pet Quotes
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.




Ben Jonson
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Ernest Hemingway
All right. Have it your own way. Road to hell paved with unbought stuffed dogs. Not my fault.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Alfred Denning
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
Josh Billings
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
Omid Djalili
A Persian Cat! Not an Iranian cat, no: an Iranian cat has a bomb under the body warmer!
Anonymous
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.


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