Pet Quotes - random
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.