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Pet Quotes - random


Lord Byron | Pet Quotes
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Jesus Christ
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.




Terry Pratchett
In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Charles Darwin | Pet Quotes
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Audrey Hepburn
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Anthony Burgess | Pet Quotes
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.




Daniel Dumile
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
Jack Gibson
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
William Penn
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
Norbert Wiener
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Vladimir Nabokov | Pet Quotes
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Christopher Moore
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.


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