Pet Quotes - random
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
If I had plenty, I'd be content with what I have. If I Were a Cat.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
If I had 4 fust rate dogs i would name the best one "Doubtful" and the other 3 "Useless".
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.