Pet Quotes - random
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
A heare of the dog that bote vs last night.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
(Cat) In 1989, I resolve to develop a longer attention...
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.