Pet Quotes - random
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
He is about as big as Clive Churchill was when he played and he owns an ugly dog.
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
A wolf was no less a wolf because a whim of chance caused him to run with the watch-dogs.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
The worst dog gets the best bone.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
In many respects, my best friends were dogs.