Pet Quotes - random
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans. And I am rooting for the machines.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Always had more dogs than bones.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.