Pet Quotes - random
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Dog, ounce, bear, and bull,
Wolfe, lion, horse.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
I'm half-Irish, half-Dutch, and I was born in Belgium. If I was a dog, I'd be in a hell of a mess!
It's not the size of the dog in the fight; it's the size of the fight in the dog.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
And since when the rap game had to do with killin a cat, what type o' chitlins is that?
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.