Pet Quotes - random
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
A dog starved at his master's gate
Predicts the ruin of the state.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog.