Pet Quotes - random
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
The rushing of his spirit from its prison-house was as rapid as a hunted cat passing over a garden fence.
I'm one of the more pessimistic cats on the planet. I make Van Gogh look like a rodeo clown.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.