Pet Quotes - random
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
With a twitching nose
A dog reads a telegram
On a wet tree trunk.
For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
"Like a dog!" he said, it was as if the shame of it should outlive him.
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.