Pet Quotes - random
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
Take an Hair of the same Dog that bit you.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
It's a dog eat dog world.
To go like a cat upon a hot bakestone.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.