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Pet Quotes - random


Ozzy Osbourne | Pet Quotes
You don't need to hire a dog therapist, you just need to wake up at 7 am and open the fucking door!
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
Paolo Bacigalupi
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.




Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Duke of Edinburgh Philip | Pet Quotes
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Anton Chekhov
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Darby Conley
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Ronald Reagan
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Arsene Houssaye | Pet Quotes
Whoever beats dogs loves not man.




Rudyard Kipling
I am the cat who walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Henry Beard
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
Craig Ferguson
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Ursula K. Le Guin | Pet Quotes
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Sherwood Anderson
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
Fritz Leiber
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Jay London
It all started when my dog received free rollover minutes.


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