Pet Quotes - page 2
The dog now slept, occasionally farting very gently.
The dog looked up through its hairy yashmak and farted.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
I met a white man who walked a black dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
An old cat sports not with her prey.
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.