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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Phil Brooks | Pet Quotes
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Darby Conley
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)




Doris Lessing
If a fish is the movement of water embodied, given shape, then cat is a diagram and pattern of subtle air.
Robert A. Heinlein
How you behave toward cats here below determines your status in Heaven.
Joseph Stalin | Pet Quotes
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Charles Darwin
A metaphysician is like a blind man in a dark room, looking for a black cat — which isn't there.
Neil deGrasse Tyson
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
Oliver Herford
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
Diogenes of Sinope
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.

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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.




Robert A. Heinlein
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Even a dog distinguishes between being stumbled over and being kicked.
Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Robert E. Howard
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Thomas Fuller (writer) | Pet Quotes
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
George Herbert
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
George H. W. Bush
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Edie Brickell
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.


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