Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost what it feels about dogs.
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Every dog has its day, dog
And today, dog, just ain't yours.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
The more I see of the representatives of the people, the more I admire my dogs.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one, too!
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
I am his Highness' dog at Kew;
Pray tell me, sir, whose dog are you?
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
We did long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we decided to buy a dog. Cheaper, and… get more feet.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.