Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two bozos.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
A blind man in a dark room seeking for a black cat — which is not there.
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
A pig can learn more tricks than a dog, but has too much sense to want to do it.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
You don't take a dead cat to the vet. I mean you might, but why?
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.