Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I have nothing to say to him [Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
I like a bit of a mongrel myself, whether it's a man or a dog; they're the best for every day.
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
If you act like a servant, you will die like a dog.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
What a monstrous tail our cat has got!
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Waiting turns men into bears in a barn, and women into cats in a sack.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
Nobody ever saw a dog make a fair and deliberate exchange of one bone for another with another dog.
A blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
Now lap-dogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.