Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Arguing with reality is like trying to teach a cat to bark—hopeless.
Bill Gates is a monocle and a Persian cat away from being the villain in a James Bond movie.
You die alone in your house, and your cat will eat you.
Who gets the bird, the hunter or the dog?
This is a case of a barmaid who was badly bitten by a big dog.
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An empty house is like a stray dog or a body from which life has departed.
We looked! Then we saw him
Step in on the mat!
We looked! And we saw him!
The Cat in the Hat!
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
Those who'll play with cats must expect to be scratched.
A cat for a hat, or a hat for a cat. But nothing for nothing.
I am not a dog lover. A dog lover to me means a dog that is in love with another dog.
Gratitude is a sickness suffered by dogs.
Hang sorrow! care'll kill a cat.
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.