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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Kate Bush | Pet Quotes
Am I the cat that takes the bird?
To her the hunted, not the hunter.
Michael Bloomberg
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Josh Billings
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.




A. P. Herbert
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
Gertrude Stein
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Christopher Smart | Pet Quotes
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Tony Martin (comedian)
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
George Herbert
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Deng Xiaoping
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
Jim Ross
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
Mark Twain | Pet Quotes
The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.




Abraham Polonsky
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Mike Lange
He's smilin' like a butcher's dog!
Steven Wright
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
George Wither
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
George Herbert | Pet Quotes
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Amanda Palmer
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
George Herbert
If the old dog barke he gives counsell.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
He that lies down with the Dogs, must rise with the fleas.


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