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Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


George Wither | Pet Quotes
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
Jack Kerouac
The tree looks like a dog, barking at heaven.
Robert Jordan
You put your cat in your hat and stuff it down your breeches, Rand al’Thor.




Robert A. Heinlein
Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
Muhammad Reza Pahlavi
Let the dog bark; the moon shall beam on.
Abraham Polonsky | Pet Quotes
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Ozzy Osbourne
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
John Updike
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
Teresa Heinz Kerry
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Garth Nix
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Christopher Marlowe | Pet Quotes
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.




Henry James
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
Christopher Smart
For I will consider my Cat Jeoffry.
For he is the servant of the Living God duly and daily serving him.
Joe Bob Briggs
Eleven dead bodies. One dead cat. No breasts.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Michael Bloomberg | Pet Quotes
"One's a dog-eat-dog world, and the other one's just the opposite."
Anthony Burgess
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
Dave Attell
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Thomas Stearns Eliot (T. S.)
When the day's hustle and bustle is done,
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun.
Rudyard Kipling
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware
Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.


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