Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I thought, shivering, that there are things that outweigh comfort, unless one is an old woman or a cat.
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
i am a herd of cats and a drunk shepherd with alzheimer’s all at once.
i am the walrus.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Hang sorrow! care will kill a cat,
And therefore let ’s be merry.
It's a dog eat dog world.
"Choosers will be beggars if the begging’s not their choosing," said the Dog.
Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.
The scalded dog feares cold water.
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
Helmsley would lick the dog, tongue to tongue. It was unhealthy, unnatural.
A man that is not afraid of a Lion is afraid of a Cat.
Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?
Perhaps I am not I even if my little dog knows me but anyway I like what I have and now it is today.
Hee that lies with the dogs riseth with fleas.
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or i´ll eat your dog!"
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.