Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
Caringosity killed the Kerouac cat.
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
He is a master of war; a friend of death. He has the dash of a lion and the patience of a cat !
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Every Dog has its Day ; and every Man his Hour.
Euthanasia is the kindest gift to a dog or cat unwanted and unloved.
Two Dogs fight for a Bone, and a third runs away with it.
I'm not picking up dog shit. I'm a rock star.
Philosophy, is the talk on a cereal box.
Religion, is a smile on a dog.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
Cats and monkeys — monkeys and cats — all human life is there!
It's bad to wake up and see a large cat in mid-leap from the rough vicinity of the ceiling.
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
The man recovered of the bite,
The dog it was that died.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.