Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Every dog on the face of the earth wants me dead.
To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Let's go out there like a bunch of crazed dogs and have some fun.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
Dogs, now they're the real arse bandits!
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
The poor dog, in life the firmest friend,
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
...but damn, kum bai fucking ya dog.
In the afterlife, people never forget to feed the dog.
I don't rekoleckt now ov ever hearing ov two dogs fiteing unless thare waz a man or two around.
All Cats are alike grey in the Night.
If you can’t distinguish people from lap-dogs, you shouldn’t undertake philanthropic work.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
"[...] is running like a scolded dog!"
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
There was no choice. If you saw a dog going to be crushed under a car, wouldn't you help him?