Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
"Time and death sleep side by side," said the Dog. "Both are in Astrael's Domain."
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
The old dog barks backward without getting up;
I can remember when he was a pup.
Canis meus id comedit.
My dog ate it.
My old cat is dead,
Who would butt me with his head.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
"Okay, okay! Honestly, you fucking DICK, get the fuck away from my car, or iŽll eat your dog!"
Don't let's go to the dogs tonight,
For mother will be there.
You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
He forgot that the Malays revere cats and that the Chinese merely relish them.
The dogs may bark but the caravan moves on.
I'd like to be a dog. Wouldn't you like to be a dog? I would. Dogs are friendly.
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
If you would know a man, observe how he treats a cat.
Sentimental irony is a dog that bays at the moon while pissing on graves.
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
My freedom sleeps in a mulberry bush. My country is in the shivering legs of a little lost dog.
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.