Pet Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I hope the dogs don't bark tonight. I always think it's mine.
There is very little thanks in history. Dog eat dog.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white, as long as it catches mice.
What is this jest in majesty? This ass in passion? How do God and Devil combine to form a live dog?
When the Cat is away,
The Mice may play.
A woman hath nyne lyues like a cat.
When a dog is a-drowning every one offers him drink.
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
Dogs, like very small children, are quite mad.
Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
I have nothing to say to him [Ronald Reagan], because he is mad. He is foolish. He is an Israeli dog.
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.
"What you doin' with such a big ol' dog in New York?" "Never had a wife."
Yes, I was suprised how easy it was to cut the door off my cat.
Outside a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
[ An old dog barks not in vain.]
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it.