Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.