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Bill Cosby | Parenting Quotes
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Roger Ebert
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Henry Fielding
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.




Bill Gates
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Cicero
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Muriel Spark | Parenting Quotes
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Colette
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
John Locke
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Edith Wharton
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Alan Perlis | Parenting Quotes
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.




Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
J. D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Alfie Kohn
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Clarence Day
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Doug Stanhope | Parenting Quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Steven M. Greer
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
John D. Rockefeller
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Dan Quayle
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Samuel Beckett
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.


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