Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.