Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Change is the parent of progress.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!