Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.