Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.