Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.