Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.