Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.