Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Change is the parent of progress.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.