Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.