Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Change is the parent of progress.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.