Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Change is the parent of progress.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.