Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Change is the parent of progress.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.