Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.