Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.