Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.