Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.