Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.