Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.