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Gore Vidal | Parenting Quotes
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Alan Perlis
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Joey Comeau
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.




J. D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Mark Kingwell
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
J. D. Salinger | Parenting Quotes
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Aeschylus
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Ali al-Hadi
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Warren Farrell
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Clarence Day | Parenting Quotes
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.




John Locke
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Honore de Balzac
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Henry Fielding
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Doug Stanhope
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Jacques Delille | Parenting Quotes
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
Warren Farrell
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Bill Hybels
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Bob Keeshan
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Cicero
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.


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