Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.