Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.