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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Marcus Manilius | Parenting Quotes
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Warren Farrell
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
John D. Rockefeller
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.




Nick Bostrom
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Theophile Gautier
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Ken Livingstone | Parenting Quotes
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Leon R. Yankwich
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Erwin Schrodinger
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Justin Bieber
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Stephen Leacock | Parenting Quotes
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.




Samuel Johnson
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Alice Miller
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Edith Wharton
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Alan Perlis | Parenting Quotes
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Edward Lewis Wallant
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
J. D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Orson Scott Card
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Oscar Wilde
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.


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