Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.