Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.