Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.