Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.