Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Change is the parent of progress.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.