Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson