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Doug Stanhope | Parenting Quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Alfie Kohn
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Alice Miller
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.




Elvis Presley
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Daniel Defoe
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Justin Bieber | Parenting Quotes
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Theophile Gautier
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Doris Lessing
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Orson Scott Card
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Virgil | Parenting Quotes
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.




Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Ethan Nadelmann
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
Henry Fielding
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Alan Perlis
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Charles de Lint
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Nick Bostrom
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Isaac Bashevis Singer
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Muriel Spark
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.


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