Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.