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Oscar Wilde | Parenting Quotes
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
Stanislaw Ulam
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Orson Scott Card
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.




Simone De Beauvoir
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
J. D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Daniel Defoe | Parenting Quotes
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Mark Kingwell
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Doug Stanhope
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Doris Lessing | Parenting Quotes
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.




Robbie Williams
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Steve Maraboli
Change is the parent of progress.
Elvis Presley
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Warren Farrell
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Larry Wall
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Alfie Kohn
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
George Bernard Shaw
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!


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