Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.