Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Change is the parent of progress.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.