Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Change is the parent of progress.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.