Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.