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Leon R. Yankwich | Parenting Quotes
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Steve Maraboli
Change is the parent of progress.
Oscar Wilde
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.




John D. Rockefeller
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Elvis Presley
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Bob Keeshan | Parenting Quotes
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
J. D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Edward Lewis Wallant
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Jack Thompson
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Doris Lessing
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Henry Fielding | Parenting Quotes
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.




Steven M. Greer
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Nathaniel Emmons
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Sir Thomas Browne
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Aeschylus | Parenting Quotes
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Larry Wall
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Daniel Defoe
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Nick Bostrom
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Woody Allen
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.


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