Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Change is the parent of progress.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.