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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Ethan Nadelmann | Parenting Quotes
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
Stanislaw Ulam
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Warren Farrell
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.




Warren Farrell
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Arthur C. Clarke
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Linus Torvalds
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Elvis Presley
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Theophile Gautier
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Robbie Williams
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Billy Corgan | Parenting Quotes
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.




Bill Allred
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Larry Wall
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Bob Keeshan
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Doug Stanhope
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Nathaniel Emmons
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Jack Thompson
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Ogden Nash
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.


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