Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.