Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.