Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.