Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.