Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Change is the parent of progress.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.