Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Change is the parent of progress.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!