Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).