Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.