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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Chetan Bhagat | Parenting Quotes
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Joey Comeau
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Bill Allred
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.




Edith Wharton
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
D. H. Lawrence
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
J. D. Salinger | Parenting Quotes
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Siddharth Katragadda
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
Robbie Williams
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Rachel Trachtenburg
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Richard Brinsley Sheridan
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Larry Wall | Parenting Quotes
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.




Doris Lessing
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Bob Keeshan
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Jack Thompson
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Anthony Quinn | Parenting Quotes
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Cicero
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Dan Quayle
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Colette
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Orson Scott Card
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.


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