Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.