Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Change is the parent of progress.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.