Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?