Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.