Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
I want my world to be fun. No parents, no rules, no nothing. Like, no one can stop me. No one can stop me.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.