Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.