Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.