Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.