Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.