Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.