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Marcus Manilius | Parenting Quotes
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Gore Vidal
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
Elvis Presley
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.




Leon R. Yankwich
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Nick Bostrom
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Doug Stanhope | Parenting Quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Edith Wharton
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
George Bernard Shaw
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
Fatimah
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
D. H. Lawrence
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Orson Scott Card | Parenting Quotes
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.




Oscar Wilde
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
J. D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Leonhard Euler
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
Larry Wall
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Bill Cosby | Parenting Quotes
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Ogden Nash
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Dan Quayle
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Patri Friedman
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Henry Fielding
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.


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