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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Charles de Lint
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Dan Quayle
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.




Nick Bostrom
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
Robert Jordan
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Roger Ebert | Parenting Quotes
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Stephen Leacock
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Bill Hybels
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
Chetan Bhagat
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Samuel Johnson
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
Clarence Day | Parenting Quotes
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.




Mignon McLaughlin
Most of us become parents long before we have stopped being children.
Alice Miller
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Leon R. Yankwich
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Jacques Delille
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
Alan Perlis
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Doris Lessing
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
J. D. Salinger
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Alfie Kohn
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.


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