Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.