Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Change is the parent of progress.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.