Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.