Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
The created World is but a small Parenthesis in Eternity.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Had Mother Nature been a real parent, she would have been in jail for child abuse and murder.
There are no illegitimate children, only illegitimate parents.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
"Reverence for parents" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
"I think my parents were bewildered by my oddity." (p3)
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.