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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Stephen Leacock | Parenting Quotes
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Samuel Johnson
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.




Nathaniel Emmons
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
Bob Keeshan
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Robert Jordan | Parenting Quotes
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Cicero
Being and appearing grateful is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all others.
Larry Wall
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Kate Bush
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Edmund Cooper
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
Jane Espenson | Parenting Quotes
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.




Steven M. Greer
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Patri Friedman
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Dick Cavett
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Peter Ustinov
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
Virgil
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
Orson Scott Card
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
Colette
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Larry Wall
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.


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