Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Oh, why will parents always appear at the wrong time? Some extraordinary mistake in nature, I suppose.
Most apparent conspiracies result from consistent local self-interest with no need for global coordination.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
The whims that we're weeping for
Our parents would be beaten for.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.
I would say that compassion for our parents is the true sign of maturity.
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.