Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We won't win until the average parent believes drug reform protects kids better than the war on drugs.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Our children are better served by speaking not of visitation versus custody, but of parent time.
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Little hellions, kids feelin' rebellious,
Embarrassed their parents still listen to Elvis.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
My earliest memory is of feeling different. My parents told me that I wasn't like other children.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.