Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Children love their parents. Eventually they come to judge them. Rarely do they forgive them.
Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy—the mother.
Both parents’ rights must be in balance so children can grow up with a balance between both parents.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
For every apparent gain, in short, we now observe a balancing danger. This is the world we have created.
Change is the parent of progress.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
He calculated without any apparent effort, just as men breathe, as eagles sustain themselves in the air.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.