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Women are considered profound. Why? Because we never fathom their depths. But women aren't even shallow.
Noel Fielding
[When asked how to keep men happy] Blow jobs.
Kathy Griffin
You've got the two titans. Streisand. Oprah. Both strong black women.




William Blake
Great things are done when men and mountains meet;
This is not done by jostling in the street.
Jerome K. Jerome
All is vanity and everybody's vain. Women are terribly vain. So are men — more so, if possible.
Men will not always die quietly.
Richard Hooker
That to live by one man's will became the cause of all men's misery.
Joanna Russ
The trouble with men is that they have limited minds. That's the trouble with women, too.
Mignon McLaughlin
Women are never landlocked: they’re always mere minutes away from the briny deep of tears.
Samuel Johnson
Men more frequently require to be reminded than informed.
John Gay | Men and women Quotes
Sure men were born to lie, and women to believe them!




Herodotus
This is the bitterest pain among men, to have much knowledge but no power.
Anthony Burgess
Men are influenced by big loud empty words, styes which swell the eyelids and impede vision of the truth.
Jonathan Swift
Men are contented to be laughed at for their wit, but not for their folly.
Charles Caleb Colton
Men will wrangle for religion, write for it, fight for it, die for it; anything but live for it.
Jim Goad | Men and women Quotes
Now I know why women have a hole between their legs. That's where they hide all their problems.
Stan Rogers
Rise again
Rise again
That her name not be lost to the knowledge of men.
Robert A. Heinlein
Men are more sentimental than women. It blurs their thinking.
Juvenal
Wretched poverty offers nothing harsher than this: it makes men ridiculous.
Edward Young
Titles are marks of honest men, and wise;
The fool or knave that wears a title lies.


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