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"Poly" means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites.
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Friedman quoting an aphoristic "definition" of "politics" from "some guy in Corpus"
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Quoted in Arrillaga, Pauline (21 October 2006). "On the Road with Texas Candidate Kinky". Associated Press (via Yahoo! News). Retrieved on 2006-10-21. 

 

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