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Humor Quotes - random


Nick Hornby | Humor Quotes
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.




Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Anne Bancroft | Humor Quotes
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
John Weiss
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.
Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Mignon McLaughlin | Humor Quotes
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.




John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Terence
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Bel Kaufman | Humor Quotes
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
Robert Orben
President Ford used humor a great deal.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.


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