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Humor Quotes - random


Bel Kaufman | Humor Quotes
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.




Anne Bancroft
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Raymond Smullyan | Humor Quotes
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Will Cuppy | Humor Quotes
He had the haunted look of the true humorist.




Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Terence
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Edie Sedgwick | Humor Quotes
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Tom Robbins
A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised.


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