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Humor Quotes - random


Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.




Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Horace Walpole | Humor Quotes
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Jean Cocteau
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
Max Beerbohm
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
James Thurber | Humor Quotes
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.




John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Kurt Vonnegut | Humor Quotes
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.


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