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Humor Quotes - random


Stanislaw Lem | Humor Quotes
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.




Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
A. Whitney Brown | Humor Quotes
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
Hermann Goring | Humor Quotes
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?




Robert Orben
President Ford used humor a great deal.
Raymond Smullyan
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Fred Shero | Humor Quotes
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.


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