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Humor Quotes - random


Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.




Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Nick Hornby | Humor Quotes
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Terence
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Peter Sellers | Humor Quotes
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.




Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Max Beerbohm
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Bel Kaufman | Humor Quotes
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Will Cuppy
He had the haunted look of the true humorist.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.


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