Thursday, October 02, 2025 Text is available under the CC BY-SA 3.0 licence.

Humor Quotes - random


Terence | Humor Quotes
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Max Beerbohm
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Will Cuppy
He had the haunted look of the true humorist.




Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
Hermann Goring | Humor Quotes
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.
Oliver Goldsmith | Humor Quotes
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.




Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Rudolf Hess
I often found him warm and humourous.
Virginia Woolf | Humor Quotes
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Edie Sedgwick
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.


© 2009–2013Quotes Privacy Policy | Contact