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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."




Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Jean Cocteau | Humor Quotes
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Emil Cioran | Humor Quotes
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.




Herman Wouk
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Will Cuppy
He had the haunted look of the true humorist.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Edie Sedgwick | Humor Quotes
Her looks, her expressions, I think, were her sense of humour.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Nick Hornby
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Will Cuppy
His style of humor is unique and, like the taste of an avocado, a little hard to describe.


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