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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Evan Esar | Humor Quotes
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Hermann Goring
If I didn't have a sense of humor, how could I stand this trial now?
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.




Peter Sellers
I'm a classic example of all humorists — only funny when I'm working.
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
John Weiss
Irony is jesting hidden behind gravity. Humor is gravity concealed behind the jest.
Nick Hornby | Humor Quotes
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?




Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Erica Jong
Humor is a survival tool.
A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
Herman Wouk
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Jean Cocteau | Humor Quotes
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Will Cuppy
His style of humor is unique and, like the taste of an avocado, a little hard to describe.


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