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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Fred Shero | Humor Quotes
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Max Beerbohm
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.




Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Katherine Heigl
My sense of humor is the raunchier, inappropriate kind. It's so much funnier than the quirky stuff.
Mignon McLaughlin | Humor Quotes
A sense of humor is a major defense against minor troubles.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Raymond Smullyan
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.
Jesse Ventura | Humor Quotes
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.




Man Ray
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Terence
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Horace Walpole | Humor Quotes
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Herman Wouk
I regard the writing of humor as a supreme artistic challenge.
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
George Santayana
England is the paradise of individuality, eccentricity, heresy, anomalies, hobbies, and humors.
Raymond Smullyan
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.


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