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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Stanislaw Lem
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.




Sri Aurobindo
A God who cannot smile, could not have created this humorous universe.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Kurt Vonnegut | Humor Quotes
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Bel Kaufman
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.
Fred Shero
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Raymond Smullyan | Humor Quotes
Humor could not flourish in a wholly serious and rational atmosphere.




John Buchan
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
Terence
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Anne Bancroft | Humor Quotes
What I learned from her, really, was having a sense of humour and knowing how important laughter was.
Edward Albee
I have a fine sense of the ridiculous, but no sense of humour.
Virginia Woolf
Humour is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
Raymond Smullyan
Medical opinions differed as to the cause of this "humor" disease.
A. Whitney Brown
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.


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