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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Andre Maurois | Humor Quotes
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Robert Orben
Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years.
William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.




Jesse Ventura
Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Emil Cioran | Humor Quotes
The ideal being? An angel ravaged by humor.
Evan Esar
It is the uncensored sense of humor...which is the ultimate therapy for man in society.
Romain Gary
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
J. D. Salinger
He said I was unequipped to meet life because I had no sense of humor.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Erica Jong | Humor Quotes
Humor is a survival tool.




Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
John Waters
Life is nothing without a good sense of humor.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Nick Hornby | Humor Quotes
What if a sense of humour is like hair — something a lot of man lose as they get older?
Edward de Bono
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
Eric Idle
Basically, the Germans came to us and said, "We don't have a sense of humour."
Robert Benchley
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.
Thomas Fuller (writer)
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.


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