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Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Max Beerbohm | Humor Quotes
I was a modest, good-humoured boy. It is Oxford that has made me insufferable.
Colette
Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
Robert A. Heinlein
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.




Will Cuppy
His style of humor is unique and, like the taste of an avocado, a little hard to describe.
Novalis
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.
Edward de Bono | Humor Quotes
Humour is by far the most significant activity of the human brain.
George Saintsbury
Nothing is more curious than the almost savage hostility that Humour excites in those who lack it.
Kurt Vonnegut
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Thomas R. Marshall
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Horace Walpole
The whole nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it.
Robert Benchley | Humor Quotes
There seems to be no lengths to which humorless people will not go to analyze humor. It seems to worry them.




William Makepeace Thackeray
Good humour may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in society.
Daniel Abraham
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Anne Bancroft
You don't marry Mel Brooks, if you don't have a sense of humor.
Oliver Goldsmith
The best-humour'd man, with the worst-humour'd Muse.
Terence | Humor Quotes
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Jimmy Carr
His idea of wit is a barrage of filth and the sort of humour most men grow out of in their teens.
Mignon McLaughlin
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
Khalil Gibran
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion.
Art Buchwald
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.


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