Humor Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.
[W]ithout humour you cannot run a sweetie-shop, let alone a nation.
The joy of his column was not that it was side-splitting humor, but that he made you smile.
According as the man is, so must you humor him.
Cynicism is humour in ill health.
In the theatre, as in life, we prefer a villain with a sense of humor to a hero without one.
An unfriendly fairy godmother presented him with a keen sense of humor. Nothing is more fatal in politics.
Better have an old Man to humour, than a young Rake to break your Heart.
I have been accused of being a joker. But the most successful art to me involves humor.
Humor is an almost physiological response to fear.
Humor is a survival tool.
I had used my sense of humor; I had called it proportion, perspective. But perspective is distance.
The enlisted guys will be okay, but the officers get the sense of humor trained out of ’em.
Humour is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.
Fight any instinct to be humorless, for humorlessness is the worst of all absurdities.
The whole reason of this War is because the Germans have no sense of humor.
Humour is consistent with pathos, whilst wit is not.
Never was he seen languid or exhausted, never out of spirits or out of humor.
If man had more of a sense of humor, things might have turned out differently.
Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.