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Well I don't know why I came here tonight.
I got the feeling that something ain't right.
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs.
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
--
Stuck in the Middle with You, written with Joe Egan, from the Stealers Wheel album Stealers Wheel (1972)

 

Gerry Rafferty

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We left everything behind.
But nothing that we needed;
At least not at this time.
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Well it’s feeling like my life is finally mine.
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