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Alan K. Simpson

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We've got only one thing to say: "Klaatu barada nikto."
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Simpson's spokesman Charles Pelkey, using the famous phrase from The Day the Earth Stood Still in response to reports for the 7 June 1994 edition of the Weekly World News tabloid that 12 U.S. Senators, including Simpson, were aliens from other planets; as quoted by the Associate Press (25 May 1994)

 
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