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So, it's just no hope. I cant be cool. I tried with the giant sunglasses — no dice. Sorry. I remain dorky forever. So — it's okay.
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On walking around all day with "cool" sunglasses, without noticing she still had the "UV protection" label on them. "Nice Guys Finish Last? Not with me!" (1 May 2007)

 

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