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William Hazlitt

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Some one is generally sure to be the sufferer by a joke.
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"On Wit and Humour"

 
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Check this joke out: If you wanna talk to me after the show I'll be...f**kin'...surprised. I'm gonna have to have some liner notes for that joke like, "During that joke, he points to the back." So people get the full experience. I'm gonna do a bunch of jokes that require actually seeing me. Then the CD will piss people off.

 
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