We can't get kicked out of McDonald's! This is like the DMZ of drunk eating. The Absinthe Donuts Story.
Tucker Max
Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I? The Absinthe Donuts Story.
Tucker Max
I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds. The Absinthe Donuts Story.
Tucker Max
9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.'The Absinthe Donuts Story.
Tucker Max
What are you looking for, McSeaBass? Its been the same menu for 40 years. Its all McShit. Just f**king order! The Absinthe Donuts Story.
Tucker Max
You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.The Absinthe Donuts Story.
Tucker Max
Max, Tucker
Maxwell, James Clerk
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