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At Pottery Barn, if you knock over a lamp, you have to glue it back together, even if when you're done it looks terrible and it doesn't work. Oh, and you have to stay in the store forever. Oh, and it's an exploding lamp.
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On the "Pottery Barn Rule," The Colbert Report (16 May 2007)

 

Stephen Colbert

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