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Stephen Colbert

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My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot… So we said, "Let's give him a promotion."
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"Colbert spoofs cable news on Daily Show spinoff" Associated Press report (31 October 2005)

 
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An organization belongs on a sick list when promotion becomes more important to its people than accomplishment of their job they are in. It is sick when it is more concerned with avoiding mistakes than with taking risks, with counteracting the weaknesses of its members than with building on their strength. But it is sick also when "good human relations" become more important than performance and achievement.

 
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