Sports Quotes - random
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.