Sports Quotes - random
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.