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Sports Quotes - random


Mike Tomlin | Sports Quotes
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."




Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Arsene Wenger
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
Robert Frost | Sports Quotes
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Silvio Berlusconi
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
Odilon Redon
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
George Herbert
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Alessandro Del Piero
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
Jack Gibson | Sports Quotes
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.




Douglas Adams
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
Alan Kotok
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
Fred Shero
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Anthony Burgess
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Thierry Henry | Sports Quotes
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
Tara Reid
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
Ian McCulloch
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
Chris Walla
My favorite sport is Scrabble.


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