Sports Quotes - random
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.