Sports Quotes - random
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I wasn't driven to acting by any inner compulsion. I was running away from the sporting goods business.
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
"Golf always makes me so damned angry."
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.