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Sports Quotes - random


Mr. T | Sports Quotes
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Jack Gibson
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
George Herbert
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.




Mike Tomlin
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
Garry Kasparov
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
Fred Shero | Sports Quotes
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Lawrence Taylor
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
Ai Weiwei
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
Derren Brown
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
Zinedine Zidane | Sports Quotes
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.




Arsene Wenger
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
Alexander Ovechkin
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Thierry Henry
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
Bill Shankly | Sports Quotes
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Keith Olbermann
When this quality sports product...
Jack Nicklaus
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Alfred Cochrane
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Philip Roth
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!


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