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Sports Quotes - random


Sarah Palin | Sports Quotes
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Dan Patrick
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Arsene Wenger
In England, football is important for everybody.




Jack Gibson
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Buckminster Fuller | Sports Quotes
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Mark Twain
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Linda Smith
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Kurt Donald Cobain
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
Russell Baker | Sports Quotes
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.




Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Elizabeth II of England
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
Fred Perry
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Bruce Chatwin
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
Robert Frost | Sports Quotes
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Winston Churchill
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
Fred Shero
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Silvio Berlusconi
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?


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