Sports Quotes - random
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
The true sporting spirit has always something religious about it.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
When this quality sports product...
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.