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Sports Quotes - random


Ephraim Kishon | Sports Quotes
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.




Dan Patrick
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Zinedine Zidane
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Francesco Totti | Sports Quotes
Silvio Berlusconi: "Totti is part of Italy's heritage, in a footballing sense."
Arsene Wenger
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
Alessandro Del Piero
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
Derren Brown
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
Tiger Woods
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
Thierry Henry | Sports Quotes
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.




Stuart Hall
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
Ted Ginn
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
Elizabeth II of England
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Heywood Broun | Sports Quotes
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Paul Scholes
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
George Herbert
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
Roger Federer
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.


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