Sports Quotes - random
When this quality sports product...
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
All sports are time control demonstrations...
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
I wasn't driven to acting by any inner compulsion. I was running away from the sporting goods business.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
many more people in the world are concerned with sports than with human rights
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.