Sports Quotes - random
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
Silvio Berlusconi: "Totti is part of Italy's heritage, in a footballing sense."
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.