Sports Quotes - random
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
In England, football is important for everybody.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?