Sports Quotes - random
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
All sports are time control demonstrations...
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
When this quality sports product...
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.