Sports Quotes - random
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
Football is nothing without fans.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
Zidane is unique. The ball flows with him. He is more like a dancer than a football player.
I wasn't driven to acting by any inner compulsion. I was running away from the sporting goods business.