Sports Quotes - random
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
The true sporting spirit has always something religious about it.
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
When this quality sports product...