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Sports Quotes - random


Jack Gibson | Sports Quotes
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Mr. T
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Ted Ginn
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.




Mike Lange
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
William Cowper
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Paul Scholes
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
Keshia Chante
The music game is more than just my love for singing, its a sport for me.
Vladimir Horowitz
My face is my passport.
Mark Twain | Sports Quotes
Golf is a good walk spoiled.




Sarah Palin
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Linda Smith
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Dan Patrick
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Joe Frazier
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Zinedine Zidane | Sports Quotes
Zidane is unique. The ball flows with him. He is more like a dancer than a football player.
Jason Whitlock
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Bill Shankly
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Alex Ferguson
Football, bloody hell!
Jose Mourinho
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]


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