Sports Quotes - random
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I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.