Sports Quotes - random
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
many more people in the world are concerned with sports than with human rights
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
It would be like Hitler playing golf with Benjamin Netanyahu.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.