Sports Quotes - random
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.