Sports Quotes - random
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.