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Sports Quotes - random


Charlie Brooker | Sports Quotes
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Russell Baker
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.




Alfred Cochrane
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Francesco Totti
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
Mitch Hedberg | Sports Quotes
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Jason Whitlock
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Anthony Daniels
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
Jack Nicklaus
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Ted Ginn
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
Dan Patrick | Sports Quotes
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.




Zinedine Zidane
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Yann Martel
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
Jack Gibson
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
Shashi Tharoor
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
Derren Brown | Sports Quotes
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
Anthony Burgess
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Heywood Broun
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
Odilon Redon
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.


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