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Sports Quotes - random


Keith Olbermann | Sports Quotes
When this quality sports product...
H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Tiger Woods
Life isn't all Golf.




Buckminster Fuller
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Zinedine Zidane
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
Paul Newman | Sports Quotes
I wasn't driven to acting by any inner compulsion. I was running away from the sporting goods business.
Jack Nicklaus
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Samuel P. Huntington
many more people in the world are concerned with sports than with human rights
Derren Brown
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
Sarah Palin | Sports Quotes
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.




Dan Patrick
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Mr. T
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
Charlie Brooker
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Kurt Donald Cobain
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
Alan Kotok | Sports Quotes
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
Jack Gibson
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Shashi Tharoor
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
Jack Gibson
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.
Jack Gibson
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.


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