Sports Quotes - random
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Silvio Berlusconi: "Totti is part of Italy's heritage, in a footballing sense."
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Sports do not build character. They reveal it.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.