Sports Quotes - random
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
There is no sport in hate where all the rage
Is on one side.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
All sports are time control demonstrations...
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."