Sports Quotes - random
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
I think he's a great football player. I think he's shown that from the moment he got to Ohio State.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
To lose a passport was the least of one's worries. To lose a notebook was a catastrophe.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
The big test in football is how a captain leads under conditions of adversity.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.