Sports Quotes - random
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
I'm suspicious of any mode of transportation that requires a running start.
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
When this quality sports product...
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
”I wanna play football for the coach — Liverpool’s coach!”
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
Writing free verse is like playing tennis with the net down.