Sports Quotes - random
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
He is the Michael Jordan of football.
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
I always look forward to playing in Toronto because it's such a historic city when it comes to hockey.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
When this quality sports product...
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I once admitted—to my shame—
That football was a brutal game.
Because She hates it.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!