Sports Quotes - random
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
A game of rugby is a work of art!
Driving a Porsche in London is like bringing a Ming vase to a football game.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
I didn't aspire to be a good sport; "champion" was good enough for me.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
There is no sport in hate where all the rage
Is on one side.
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.