Sports Quotes - random
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
"When you start looking like the photo in your passport you definitely need to see a doctor."
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
An old cat sports not with her prey.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
I eat football, I sleep football, I breathe football. I'm not mad, I'm just passionate.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Without a knowledge of languages you feel as if you don’t have a passport.
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
All sports are time control demonstrations...