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Sports Quotes - random


Mitch Hedberg | Sports Quotes
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Stuart Hall
O'Connell: Which sporting nation would you like to see have a renaissance?
Russell Baker
In America, it is sport that is the opiate of the masses.




Alex Ferguson
Football, bloody hell!
Zinedine Zidane
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Thierry Henry | Sports Quotes
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
William Cowper
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
Alessandro Del Piero
In my view he’s the best person I’ve met in this sport.
Ernie Banks
The only way to prove that you're a good sport is to lose.
Francesco Totti
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
Bill Shankly | Sports Quotes
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.




Marcel Desailly
Football gives the African people hope, a true motivation for their life.
Roger Ebert
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
Winston Churchill
I am a sporting man. I always give them a fair chance to get away.
Nassim Nicholas Taleb
What they call “play” (gym, travel, sports) looks like work.
Frank Bruno | Sports Quotes
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
Jane Austen
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn? 
Dwight D. Eisenhower
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Philip Roth
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!


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