Sports Quotes - random
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Pierpaolo Bisoli: "Totti is Totti, a symbol of Italian football."
The GAA is the sporting wing of the IRA.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
There's nothing I'm scared of in football.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
Rugby is a game for men with no fear of brain injury.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
I love those hockey moms. You know, they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull? Lipstick.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?