Sports Quotes - random
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Football's a difficult business and aren't they prima donnas?
What Carew does with a football, I can do with an orange.
I wasn't driven to acting by any inner compulsion. I was running away from the sporting goods business.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
An old cat sports not with her prey.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
In soccer, the blindest player is the one who sees nothing but the ball.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
Sport belongs in a news bulletin about as much as a mummified cat's head belongs in a Caesar salad.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.