Sports Quotes - random
It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
I'm not a god, I'm just a footballer.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
To choose doubt as a philosophy of life is akin to choosing immobility as a means of transportation.
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
Zidane is unique. The ball flows with him. He is more like a dancer than a football player.
A game of rugby is a work of art!
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
In football, if you are standing still, you're going backwards fast.
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing.
Boxing is the only sport you can get your brain shook, your money took and your name in the undertaker book.
I don't want to be the best black golfer, I want to be the best golfer, period.
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.