Sports Quotes - random
When SportsCenter does an about face...
Football is nothing without fans.
Football is a team sport, and there is no one individual who is bigger than the next person.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
I would rather eat a golf ball than see this movie again.
"This is Sport Lisboa e Benfica, not PAOK Salonica." [in response to Abdel Sattar Sabry]
My hoarse-sounding horn
Invites thee to the chase, the sport of kings.
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
A game of rugby is a work of art!
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Boxing is the toughest and loneliest sport in the world.
Let's talk about football and women. … Gerhard, why don't you start?
Where tax is solidarity, the national sport is tax evasion.
many more people in the world are concerned with sports than with human rights
By sports like these are all their cares beguil'd;
The sports of children satisfy the child.
For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Hey fool, this ain't no football game! (A-Team)