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Sports Quotes - random


Emmitt Smith | Sports Quotes
I love to play bid whist as much as I love football.
Kurt Vonnegut
What is it, what can it possibly be about blowjobs and golf?
Arsene Wenger
I'm ready to take the blame for all the problems of English football if that is what he wants.




Anthony Burgess
…enjoyed Dravidian transports.
Philip Roth
Oh Patimkin! Fruit grew in their refrigerator and sporting goods dropped from their trees!
Zinedine Zidane | Sports Quotes
What he could do with a football is a dream for most of us.
Bill Shankly
At a football club, there's a holy trinity – the players, the manager and the supporters.
Jason Whitlock
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
Percy Bysshe Shelley
There is no sport in hate where all the rage
Is on one side.
Tara Reid
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
Derren Brown | Sports Quotes
I am embarrassingly incompetent at football or any kind of team sport. I’m so bad it would anger you.




H. G. Wells (Herbert George)
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. It's almost a law.
Mitt Romney
This combines a couple of things I like best — cars and sport.
Mitch Hedberg
I play sports...no I don't, what the fuck?
Fred Perry
Tactics, fitness, stroke ability, adaptability, experience, and sportsmanship are all necessary for winning.
Fred Shero | Sports Quotes
If you looked inside Freddie's brain, you would find a miniature hockey rink.
Thierry Henry
A lot of different races and nationalities play football, so it is a good way to try and stop racism.
Dan Patrick
[Golf/Goff] shots, nothing but [golf/goff] shots.
Buckminster Fuller
All sports are time control demonstrations...
Ai Weiwei
"Overturning police cars is a super-intense workout. It’s probably the only sport I enjoy."


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