Religion Quotes - page 70
Drink is in itself a good creature of God, but the abuse of drink is from Satan.
Put your trust in God, my boys, and keep your powder dry!
God, who has given me so many Kingdoms to govern, has not given me a son fit to govern them.
I have seen the future and it is good. We will wipe away the religions of old and start anew.
When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
Prisoner, God has given you good abilities, instead of which you go about the country stealing ducks.
[Arguments about God are] like pointing a flashlight toward the sky to see if the sun is shining.
God pity me now and all desolate sinners
Demented with beauty!
Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind... Where it all will end, knows God!
Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous.
One entered the city like a god. One scuttles in now like a rat.
Between God and man, between the gospel and each soul, the interpreter is Love.
Henceforth the majesty of God revere;
Fear Him, and you have nothing else to fear.
Give me, give me God's own country! there to live and there to die,
God sifted a whole nation that he might send choice grain over into this wilderness.
Organized religion: The world's largest pyramid scheme.
Only God Almighty makes painters.
Religion brought forth Prosperity, and the daughter destroyed the mother.