Religion Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Profitability is the consequence of doing business in the right way, to honor God.
The Master never ceased to attack the notions about God that people entertain.
God made beer because he loves us and wants us to be happy.
An author in his book must be like God in the universe, present everywhere and visible nowhere.
Passivity, like the passivity of India induced by religion, is destructive both to human life and to art.
I hear that God has a really bad haircut.
The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken.
Believing in accidents is like believing in miracles--both presuppose that God does not know the future.
It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to Infidelity.
Religion was best understood when least talked of.
God was a clever idea ... The human race came up with a winner there.
God is a white Light, cosmic, gorgeous one...
God is not needed to create guilt or to punish. Our fellow men suffice, aided by ourselves.
Too fat, too thin, what the fuck are you supposed to be? God bless the media!
Prisoner, God has given you good abilities, instead of which you go about the country stealing ducks.
Behold, now, another providence of God. A ship comes into the harbor.
And you say, Oh my God, am I here all alone?
When I forget my sovereign, may my God forget me.
Hal: God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes.
Religion is to mysticism what popularization is to science.