Religion Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
If we don't play God, who will?
I will say no more, than that I will act as I shall answer hereafter to God and to man.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
A fool will seek revenge, the wise man will allow God's karma.
I heard your prayers Thank God it's all over!
Religion is such a belief of the Bible as maintains a living influence on the heart.
I hear that God has a really bad haircut.
We know a roofleaf is not Jesus Christ, but in its own humble way, is it not God?
Behold, now, another providence of God. A ship comes into the harbor.
Religion is to mysticism what popularization is to science.
Not only does God play dice with the world—He does not let us see what He has rolled.
God look at his fingernails they're so dirty!
You can never get rid of God as long as you continue to use words, because all words are part of the Word.
I went through every phone book in Africa, and I didn't find one god damned Pryor!
They always win who side with God.
True superstition is ignorant honesty & this is beloved of god and man.
The last story: God is everything, God is good.
I no longer fear God, I love him.
God helps those who help themselves.
Believing in accidents is like believing in miracles--both presuppose that God does not know the future.