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Reputation is what men and women think of us, character is what God and the angels know of us.
We were ensnared by the wisdom of the serpent; we are set free by the foolishness of God.
For me, Comrade Stalin is a God.
God wants to help us and will bear our burdens.
Ares (The God of War) hates those who hesitate.
The day that God invented Rugby League he didn't do anything else but sit around and feel good.
Progress: The process whereby the human race has got rid of whiskers, the vermiform appendix and God.
When God will punish, He will first take away the understanding.
The belly is the reason that man does not easily mistake himself for a god.
The increase of blessing is not interrupted by God, unless thanksgiving is interrupted by the slaves.
"The hand of God creates; it does not conceal."
The only excuse for God is that He does not exist.
I wish to God that you had as much pleasure in following my advice, as I have in giving it to you.
Man — who is he? Too bad, to be the work of God: Too good for the work of chance!
I touch God in my song
as the hill touched the far-away sea
with its waterfall.
We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.
Question: Guru Maharaji Ji, are you God? – Answer: No. My Knowledge is God
God gave us these things to use. After the last tree is felled, Christ will come back.
It is not religion but revolution which is the opium of the people.
Aaron was uncomfortable and a little afraid. This, he thought, is how God might pray to his God. ~ Ch. 1