Religion Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I think religion for many people is some sort of moral viagra.
Remember that finding God will mean the funeral of all sorrows.
You want calamities? What about the Ice Age? ... God made this world, but didn't complete it.
God is not a cosmic bell-boy for whom we can press a button to get things done.
Be not a bubble, be solid like God and let all thy worth be within.
When God talks to humans he doesn’t want humans to hear his voice.
And why does this same God tell me how to raise my children when he had to drown his?
Organised religion is something I find hard to follow.
I thought what father said. Oh god he said. And only eight.
[T]here is nothing that God hates so much as a liar.
When you increase your focus, you decrease your options. Good things are not necessarily God things.
God, you are a big, ghoulish woman. I'm talking to you, Carrot Top.
You do not need a great faith, but faith in a great God.
God grant me the courage not to give up what I think is right even though I think it is hopeless.
For God's sake, sit down. You look like a Calvinist rector telling his flock about Hell.
There are few have Dana's fortune, to have God and gold togather.
Mocking religion is like mocking handicapped people, even though it’s easy, you just don’t do it.
I believe in God, only I spell it "Nature".
God save the Queen! God knows Why!
Religions die when they are proved to be true. Science is the record of dead religions.