Religion Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
God is a sound people make when they're too tired to think anymore.
I was at god's order
To looking for you in every woman's eye.
I try to be a Christian...I don't pray really, because I don't want to bore God.
God save the Queen! God knows Why!
Blimey! Thank God my jeans are this tight- you could wear me like a puppet!
We Americans have no commission from God to police the world.
Whatever we cannot easily understand we call God; this saves much wear and tear on the brain tissues.
Are you there God? It's Me, Margaret....
You shall have joy, or you shall have power, said God; you shall not have both.
I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.
Got enough guilt to start my own religion.
God's language is action. For God, faith is a verb.
No one's laughing at God —
We're all laughing with God.
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To put one’s trust in God is only a longer way of saying that one will chance it.
In the absence of any other proof, the thumb alone would convince me of God's existence.
We climb mountains because they are there, and worship God because He is not.
For my part, he was God's candidate.
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
The conscious water saw its God and blushed.
God only, who made us rich, can make us poor.