Robbie Williams
British songwriter, singer and performer.
I met Courtney Love and she said she'd like to sleep with me, but she couldn't cos of my "pop-star thing"... so I said to her I couldn't sleep with her either - cos of her 'ugly thing'...
I'd like to thank MTV for my three houses, my five cars and my supermodel girlfriend. Live the dream.
I've done cocaine with half the journalists that have been criticising Kate Moss!
I think the way for me to win America's heart is to perform, and if I really was concerned about breaking big then there'd be a tour.
I'm very humbled to receive another award yet again. Last year I was very arrogant when I said "I'd like to thank MTV for my three houses, my five cars and my supermodel girlfriend, live the dream." The supermodel girlfriend turned out to be anorexic and decided to be lesbian, I couldn't keep up with the mortgage repayments on three houses, so I'm living in a caravan. The five cars I had, I wrote them all off. Please keep buying my records, live the nightmare.
Good evening everybody, my name is Robbie Williams, this is my band and for the next two hours YOUR ARSE IS MINE!
Oh I haven't got a clue what to do with you,
Jesus all the things my head is going through.
I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to.
If I stop lying, I'll just disappoint you.
I look above, and I know
I'll always be blessed with love.
Hell is gone and heaven's here,
there’s nothing left for you to fear.
I'm glad that spending a night with me,
Guaranteed you celebrity.
I've sung some songs that were lame,
I've slept with girls on the game.
The sex is nothing to write home about. It's a shame because my mum loves those letters.
The world could change in a second,
so I find the sunshine beckons me,
to open up the gate and dream.
I show off - I'm a very good show off. It's what I do, it's what I'm good at.
Madonna is the ultimate in our day and age of the grass being greenest. Guy Ritchie is a lucky man. I do happen to fancy Madonna. She rehearses her arse off. Goes to the gym every day. She does all that stuff to get it spot-on and then she delivers. I'm in awe of her drive.
This is my 48th award this year. Apparently when I reach 50 I can trade them in for a kettle.
The second time I got drunk I was 14. All the tellies in the house were smashed, my signed Muhammad Ali picture was destroyed, and I couldn't remember a second of any of it!
Don't take drugs. They're a lot of fun, but really bad. They make you feel good, but then sad. So don't take drugs.
Noel's run out of other people's ideas.