Kerry Jackson
Kerry Jackson is one of the three hosts on Salt Lake City's Radio From Hell show.
I'm getting screwed today. Right in the mouth.
Who is this man taking a crap in my bathroom!?
The power of Christ compels you to parry.
Oh! My proscenium is killing me!
I don't need to see Paxton's sack.
Famous people are delicious.
You knew I was a pornographer when I climbed on your back. - as Larry Flynt
I'm a second-tier troll with powers to bewilder!
My proctologist has The Thumb of Doom too.
I'm not mad at you I'm mad a the cheese-steak.
Food should not be origami.
Don't spend another evening with the sex cantaloupe.
Ellehue? Will you loofa my stretch marks?
It's revved for her pleasure.
I've got no hair on my danglies.
It's like you put a turd in her mouth.
You put this finger in the middle and wiggle it.