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Darby Conley


Author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.
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Darby Conley
Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?
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I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
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Rob: "Bucky Katt! you just broke every [[w:light bulb|light bulb] in the house! What are you going to do now?"




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You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.
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Ooh, get 'im off me, Satchel!
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Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream ROCKS!
Darby Conley
thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. you are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.
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oh bucky, you're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob.
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Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood, and sorry that i could not trample both, being one trampler. long i stood and looked them down as feirce as I could to where they sat in the undergrowth...
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Do I live here? and if not, will you still feed me?
Darby Conley
Ohhh, your real name is 'Brad'?1 I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: 'big dumb #%$'.




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Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food to consumer" relationship. this fish is now my friend.
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