Darby Conley
Author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.
Rob: "I got 20 bucks that say you can't finish that."
A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
I call this one "Ode to a Pigeon", Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Lookin' at me? YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?!
There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today-those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it.
You got anything to say to your filthy monkey gods before I food you?
This IS the line for the hydrant, right?
You can wordify anything, if you just verb it.
Rob: "So you're saying you're not gonna let a dead fish outsmart you."
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Bucky: "Hello, Caller, Do you have an interior decorating problem I can help you with?"
it is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (famous cat quotes)
He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire fighting, baby kissing rock square!
Is that food? ..that looks like food... I think I'll taste it.
Rob, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.
Bucky: "So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on."
Rob: "You don't say. Offended you, did it?"
Bucky: "Yes...Yes. 'Offended.' That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!"
Rob: "No. No you don't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less developed, rat-like creature."
Bucky: "Wha... Hu... Fe... Shu..."
Satchel: "Ohhhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh, Ratboy? Ha Ha Ha!"
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Oh-ho-ho-man. I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not.
Now you listen to me, you little party-favor, I'm sick of your rotten little attitude! I let YOU beat me up and call me names because I consider you a friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!
ahhhh... satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...