Darby Conley
Author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.
He's an FBI Bomb Dog!!! Do you know how cool that is?! That's the people equivalent of like if Paul Newman was a fire fighting, baby kissing rock square!
it is true that you may fool all the people some of the time, you can fool some of the people all the time, but you can not fool all of the people all the time... dogs, on the other hand, with them all you need to do is flick your wrist and they run off looking for some stupid tennis ball. (famous cat quotes)
Bucky: "Hello, Caller, Do you have an interior decorating problem I can help you with?"
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
Rob: "So you're saying you're not gonna let a dead fish outsmart you."
You can wordify anything, if you just verb it.
This IS the line for the hydrant, right?
You got anything to say to your filthy monkey gods before I food you?
There are two kinds of cartoonists in the world today-those who started out by ripping off The Far Side, and those who won't admit that they've ever ripped off The Far Side, probably because they're still doing it.
I call this one "Ode to a Pigeon", Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You Lookin' at me? YOU LOOKIN' AT ME?!
Ethics are so annoying. I avoid them on principle.
A bad writer is just a good writer with writer's block.