Darby Conley
Author of the comic-strip Get Fuzzy.
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
Robert, after spending 48 hours with this fish, we have transcended the conventional "food to consumer" relationship. this fish is now my friend.
Ohhh, your real name is 'Brad'?1 I only knew you by what Rob calls you around the house: 'big dumb #%$'.
Do I live here? and if not, will you still feed me?
Two slugs slithered on a yellow wood, and sorry that i could not trample both, being one trampler. long i stood and looked them down as feirce as I could to where they sat in the undergrowth...
oh bucky, you're so tiny, yet you're such a massive nutjob.
thank you, o can opener, for this can which you are about to open. you are truly a beautiful can opener, and though I am not worthy of you, I love you.
Holy cow! You were totally right-- whipped cream ROCKS!
Ooh, get 'im off me, Satchel!
You may think you're not pretty enough for me, but I bet I'm pretty enough for the both of us.
Rob: "Bucky Katt! you just broke every [[w:light bulb|light bulb] in the house! What are you going to do now?"
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
Is that drooling problem you have due to genetic inbreeding, or are you just really attracted to me?
ahhhh... satchel, my boy, there's nothin' like a tuna smoothie on a hot summer day...
Now you listen to me, you little party-favor, I'm sick of your rotten little attitude! I let YOU beat me up and call me names because I consider you a friend, but I'm sure that if I wanted to, I could throw you around like a chew toy!
Oh-ho-ho-man. I could sit here and smell this pole all day, I kid you not.
Rob: "I got 20 bucks that say you can't finish that."
Bucky: "So I was watching TV today, and there was the most stupidest show on."
Rob: "You don't say. Offended you, did it?"
Bucky: "Yes...Yes. 'Offended.' That's exactly what it did. It said we evolved from monkeys! Well, lemme tell ya something, Bucky Katt don't come from no monkey!"
Rob: "No. No you don't. Cats actually come from a tiny, less developed, rat-like creature."
Bucky: "Wha... Hu... Fe... Shu..."
Satchel: "Ohhhh-ho-ho! Burn! Look out! Cat on fire! Uncle monkey's lookin' pretty good now, eh, Ratboy? Ha Ha Ha!"
Rob, you are so wrong, philosophers weep at the sound of your voice.
Is that food? ..that looks like food... I think I'll taste it.