(As airplane pilot): Thank you for choosing Hooters Air today, if you take a look around you'll notice that the stewardesses are not actually hooters girls, we have replaced them with the usual pigs... This is Ester's 75th year with us, and you can see that she is so senile, she can't even use the seat belt. And that thing you see dragging behind her is her uterus, so please be careful as to avoid stepping on it and enjoy your flight.
Preston and Steve
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My girl works at Hooters, in the kitchen.
Mitch Hedberg
Going to Ford's Theatre to watch the play is like going to Hooters for the food.
Sarah Vowell
Donna (Karan), you have huge jugs, you could totally be a manager at Hooters!
Kathy Griffin
I guess my first pilot was February of '96. I did a pilot with Kevin Pollak and his wife, Lucy Webb, for CBS, that was not picked up. And then I kind of started being more in the process. I kind of hung around, looking for work. Didn't do a pilot the next year, but in that time did this film called Southie that we shot in south Boston with these guys that I knew. But really was more focused on doing dramatic stuff. And then every year or couple of years doing, you know [with forced cheer] sitcom pilot!
Will Arnett
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