Pet Quotes - page 7
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
The dog commends himself to our favor by affording play to our propensity for mastery.
Yes, Martha Stewart is going to jail and Cat Stevens is being deported. Man, I feel so much safer now.
I love my dog as much as I love you
But you may fade, my dog will always come through.
Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose.
"All roads lead to my dogs, don't they?"
Dick Cheney has to be the kindliest attack dog ever.
"My dad played in different clubs and open mic nights. But he mostly walked dogs. A lot of dogs."
Well, bark, ye dogs; I'll bridle all your tongues.
Other dogs bite only their enemies, whereas I bite also my friends in order to save them.
Dogs never bite me. Just humans.
Do you know they're now producing eating dogs for the anorexics?
The best material model of a cat is another, or preferably the same, cat.
He dogs my footsteps with the incompetent zeal of fifty Watsons. - Lord Peter Wimsey
I abominate any organization that denies cats are people!
Talks as familiarly of roaring lions,
As maids of thirteen do of puppy-dogs!
Do not go gentle into that cold bath! (famous cat quotes)
I regret that you have one pie to give for my tummy. (famous cat quotes)
friends... romans... countrymen... leave me alone. (famous cat quotes)
[T]here's more than one way to skin a cat. But from the cat's perspective, they all suck.