I get all the news I need from the weather report.

 

I get all the news I need from the weather report.
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The Only Living Boy in New York — released as a single in 1969

 

Paul Simon

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I'm confused about who the news belongs to. I always have it in my head that if your name's in the news, then the news should be paying you. Because it's your news and they're taking it and selling it as their product. But then they always say that they're helping you, and that's true too, but still, if people didn't give the news their news, and if everybody kept their news to themselves, the news wouldn't have any news. So I guess you should pay each other. But I haven't figured it out fully yet.

 

Andy Warhol

 

I doubt there’s ever been a true thing said on Fox. Maybe the weather report, maybe not.

 

Fran Lebowitz

 

Paying attention to the CPI and the others is like leaving your house on a rainy day without carrying an umbrella because a government weather report told you it was sunny.

 

Peter Schiff

 

...the news might be single-handedly trying to bring about an environmental catastrophe, which it will then report on.

 

Charlie Brooker

 

Nowdays, If a news report does not tie up loose ends as neatly as 'The A Team', it is considered a flop.

 

Richard Nixon