Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Le sort fait les parents, la choix fait les amis.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Change is the parent of progress.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson