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Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes


Doug Stanhope | Parenting Quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
Douglas Coupland
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
Bill Gates
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.




Ian Holloway
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Mark Kingwell
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
D. H. Lawrence | Parenting Quotes
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Joseph Stalin
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
Erwin Schrodinger
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
Bob Keeshan
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Bill Cosby
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
Orson Scott Card | Parenting Quotes
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.




Edith Wharton
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
Edward Lewis Wallant
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Theophile Gautier
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Bill Allred
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Daniel Defoe | Parenting Quotes
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Stephen Leacock
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Jane Espenson
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
Chetan Bhagat
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
Dan Quayle
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.


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