Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Parents are the bones on which children cut their teeth.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
Belief in God is apparently a psychological artifact of mammalian reproduction.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
I gave all this to Dennis McCauley, but apparently he was too busy freelancing a boil to report it.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune ... to lose both seems like carelessness.
And (Allah made) the kindness to parents as a protectional (shield) to His wrath and displeasure.
It is not a bad thing that children should occasionally, and politely, put parents in their place.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
If parents would only realize how they bore their children!
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read.