Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
I couldn't be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.
“I wish my parents took good care of their grow-op.”
[Gates] apparently has made more money than anyone else his age, ever, in any business.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
Multiplicity is only apparent, in truth, there is only one mind...
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Parents are not interested in justice — they want QUIET!
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
The worst of doing one's duty was that it apparently unfitted one for doing anything else.
All my parents gave me was their fumbly hands: I got their hands inside me to this day.
Ils sont si transparents qu'ils laissent voir votre âme.
Apparently they have The Clap at The Planetarium.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
My parents migrated to Canada in 1876, and I decided to go with them.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
But her parents were certified weirdos and probably deserved such tactics.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.