Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
I am always amazed how much a certain facility with a special and apparently narrow technique can accomplish.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
In the labs, the young make things move, and the older ones follow like parents evolving with their children.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
And that's what parents were created for.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
I claim that Mach people (and apparently FreeBSD) are incompetent idiots.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
I wish that every human life might be pure transparent freedom.
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
'Course, that doesn't work when 'a' contains parentheses.
Behind the apparent unreason there is reason.
Change is the parent of progress.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.