Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
When they think that their children are naive.
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
A parents' dissatisfaction causes poverty and leads to humiliation.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
When in doubt, parenthesize. At the very least it will let some poor schmuck bounce on the % key in vi.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
The responsibility of parents is to raise children who do not need parents.
Apparently, father was a Georgian when he was younger.
Parents: If you encounter teenagers who say they liked this movie, do not let them date your children.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Great families of yesterday we show,
And lords whose parents were the Lord knows who.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
Frugality may be termed the daughter of Prudence, the sister of Temperance and the parent of Liberty.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
There is a little of everything, apparently, in nature, and freaks are common.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.