Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Style should be like window-glass, perfectly transparent, and with very little sash.
I don't know you, ma'am, and apparently I'm expected to die for you.
We understand the importance of having the bondage between the parent and the child.
Dancing begets warmth, which is the parent of wantonness. It is, Sir, the great grandfather of cuckoldom.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
I took responsibility early and, like my parents, I was serious.
Tuer un parent de qui l’on se plaint, c’est quelque chose; mais hériter de lui, c’est l? un plaisir!
Change is the parent of progress.
Please accept from me this unpretentious bouquet of very early-blooming parentheses: (((()))).
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
When a young woman's cheeks redden for no apparent reason, there is usually a man involved.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
I never wanted anything to happen to my parents, but a hero needs an origin story.
Livingstone apparently is that very odd and increasingly rare creature called a sincere liberal.
Parents are indeed capable of routinely torturing their children without anyone interceding.
Apparently not. Jack Thompson
My parents believed that if you couldn't put it in a test tube, it didn't exist.
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
I hold that the parentheses are by far the most important parts of a non-business letter.