Parenting Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
We can wash people in the water all we want, but we can never wash their parents out of their hearts.
There's no sense that you're there forever. No parent is there forever.
Apparent rari nantes in gurgite vasto.
For joy, apparently, it was all Franny could do to hold the phone, even with both hands.
Moonlighting was funny, innovative, genre-busting chaos. Also, apparently, unsustainable. Sigh.
God is no more intimidated by childish demands for instant gratification than are wise parents.
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life.
Sheer necessity,—the proper parent of an art so nearly allied to invention.
Certis * * * legibus omnia parent.
The problem with children is that you have to put up with their parents.
Interviewer: How long do your parents usually let you stay up?
Apparently, "conspiracy stuff" is now shorthand for unspeakable truth.
We toast the Lisp programmer who pens his thoughts within nests of parentheses.
That which parents should take care of... is to distinguish between the wants of fancy, and those of nature.
Apparently it's my fault that the Titanic sank.
Our desires are never wholly transparent, even to ourselves.
Most parents want to know what they can do to make their children do as they're told.
If your parents didn't have any children, there's a good chance that you won't have any.
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.