Marriage Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
Friendships, like marriages, are dependent on avoiding the unforgivable.
A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it.
Even hooligans marry, though they know that marriage is for a little while. It is alimony that is for ever.
In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. [HBO: "Born to be Mild"]
Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance.
Though marriage makes man and wife one flesh, it leaves 'em still two fools.
Imagine using as an authority in the matter of marriage the opinion of a celibate priest!
I observed that after marriage people cease to be curious.
Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
I don't have the guts that Romeo did. [on marriage]
Marriage is a desperate thing.
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
Marriage and hanging go by destiny; matches are made in heaven.
Marriage makes a man more vulnerable by doubling the expanse of sail exposed to the tempests of social life.
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder.
I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.
Marriage may often be a stormy lake, but celibacy is almost always a muddy horsepond.