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Margaret Cho

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Because I wasn't Asian enough- they decided to hire an Asian Consultant. Because I was f**king it up as an Asian. She would follow me around: "Margaret! Use chopsticks! And when you're done eating, you can put them in your hair. Now you're wearing shoes, which is something we don't do in the house. Now I'm just going to leave this abacus right here..."

 
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