... If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana
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2000. Lee was responding to a BBC reporter who suggested that Singapore's draconian laws (including the ban on chewing gum) could stifle the people's creativity.Lee Kuan Yew
I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana...I said 'no' but then thought I might want a regular banana later, so...yeah.
Mitch Hedberg
During the Vietnam War, Abbie Hoffman announced that the new high was banana peels taken rectally. So then FBI scientists stuffed banana peels up their asses to find out if this was true or not.
Kurt Vonnegut
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "No, but I want a regular banana later, so ... yeah".
Mitch Hedberg
Animals have sections in their stomachs which enable them to digest food without mastication, but human beings are supposed to chew their food before they swallow it down… So chew your food and give your salivary glands a chance to function!
Tennessee Williams
Electrical banana
Is gonna be a sudden craze
Electrical banana
Is bound to be the very next phase...Donovan
Yew, Lee Kuan
Yezierska, Anzia
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