“Yes, this is Diane calling from the hospital. I just called to tell you that your ex-girlfriend Mia was killed today. She was helping retards and one of them exploded.” And i thought that was so hysterical. and then he calls me up later and is like, “do you think this is true?” “yes, craig. exploding retards is a huge epidemic in our country.”
Kyle Cease
The test of all beliefs is their practical effect in life. If it be true that optimism compels the world forward, and pessimism retards it, then it is dangerous to propagate a pessimistic philosophy.
Helen Keller
And I'm not going to apologize for it, I'm just quoting Emanuel. It's in the news. I think the news is that he's out there calling Obama's number one supporters effing retards. So now there's going to be a meeting. There's going to be a retard summit at the White House, much like the beer summit between Obama and Gates and that cop in Cambridge.
Rush Limbaugh
When a person grows older he often scrutinizes his thoughts and retards himself.
Soren Aabye Kierkegaard
Every action that helps us manifest our divine nature more and more is good; every action that retards it is evil.
Swami Vivekananda
God's calling requires action. When God calls you, he calls collect ... you better be willing to accept the charges of your calling.
Steve Maraboli
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