He can't even shoot straight.

 

He can't even shoot straight.
--
On his son Yakov’s suicide attempt, as quoted in Encyclopedia of Useless Information (2007) by William Harston

 

Joseph Stalin

» Joseph Stalin - all quotes »

Similar quotes

 

Now days battles are just sort of a "You shoot up my town and I'll shoot up yours." They say that Americans don't play fair. They shoot 'em up all the time. I hope so because I want to finish this job as soon as possible and begin making an honest living again.

 

Harry S. Truman

 

You break into my house, I will shoot you. My wife will shoot you and then spend thirty minutes telling you why she shot you.

 

Jeff Foxworthy

 

In the city of Denver, while I was vice-president, a big husky policeman kept following me around until I asked him what he was doing. He said he was guarding my person. I said: "Your labor is in vain. Nobody was ever crazy enough to shoot at a vice-president. If you will go away and find somebody to shoot at me, I'll go down in history as the first vice-president who ever attracted enough attention even to have a crank shoot at him."

 

Thomas R. Marshall

 

America, I'm gonna shoot straight with you, I think I've wasted your time. I think this is the first time I have wasted an hour of your time. I apologize for that.

 

Glenn Beck

 

I’m a huge book fanatic, and I shoot. I’m very comfortable around guns. I’ve been shooting since I was 9. I usually shoot a .22 Magnum, but I prefer a shotgun because the feeling is incredible.

 

Alyson Michalka