Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
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GOP fund-raiser, Washington D.C., June 1998John McCain
The only place Al Gore conserves energy these days is on the treadmill. I don't want to suggest that Al's getting big, but the last time I saw him on TV I thought, "That reminds me — we have to do something about saving the polar bears."
Never mind his carbon footprint — have you seen the size of Al Gore's regular footprint lately? It's almost as deep as Janet Reno's.Ann Coulter
"John will be Chelsea captain forever. He said he wanted to stay here, for us, and the story continues. jOhn is a symbol for Chelsea. He is like Paolo Maldini for professionalism and quality matters, and I think he would be best captain for Chelsea," - Carlo Ancelotti.
John Terry
Group W's where they put you if you may not be moral enough to join the army after committing your special crime, and there was all kinds of mean nasty ugly looking people on the bench there. Mother rapers. Father stabbers. Father rapers!
Arlo Guthrie
Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.
Rasmus Lerdorf
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