"My wife's up there (on the roof) poking around like she knows what the f**k she's doing, I fired her ass off onto the f**kin car." (from "Roofing")
Jerky Boys
[About doctors] And they say, they always say the same thing. They say "Your appointment is at four," and it's never at four! You go down there at four and you have to wait in that waiting room with all the coughers for another bloody hour. You know when that doctor comes out at five, and he'll say, "I'll see you now." "No, you f**kin' won't! I've got a few more posters to read yet! Sit the f**k down!"
Lee Evans
Jerky Boys
Jerome
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