Clyde: Oh, we're not going to make that trip again, oh no.
Jack Benny
I have about half a second to make a crucial decision: I can either sprint and hope I make it there before I shit in my boxers, or I can stick my thumb up into my ass and shuffle the 60 yards to lavatory freedom. The Austin Road Trip.
Tucker Max
It’s like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
E. L. Doctorow
"Granted, not really a joke, but how often do you get a mic in your hand? You know? So. I am sorry but don't anybody trip on my soap box on the way out. Don't anybody trip over that. And the chip on my shoulder's a little heavy. I have back problems now."
Janeane Garofalo
Clyde: Then the animals lit fires to keep us away.
Jack Benny
Clyde: I knew as soon as we got off the freeway, we'd run into trouble.
Jack Benny
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