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If you can count your money, you don’t have a billion dollars.
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As quoted by Robert Lenzner in his book, The Great Getty (1985)

 

J. Paul Getty

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Michael Lewis

 

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What is it that put America in the forefront of the nuclear nations? And what is it that will make it possible to spend twenty billion dollars of your money to put some clown on the moon? Well, it was good old American know how, that's what, as provided by good old Americans like Dr. Wernher von Braun!

 

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