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I like to ride in trains too much. You never get to sit next to the window anymore when you're married.

 

J. D. Salinger

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I've been married eight and a half years. I like being married, too. I like being married for two reasons. One, I got really tired to dating, and two, I got really tired of exercising. I don't understand these couples who get married and continue to exercise and eat healthily. I mean, what's the point of getting married if you can't let yourself go? It's not as if you have to be attractive anymore; the race is over, take off the uniform.

 

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If you're going to do it, do it very cautiously. If you're going to ride a bike, ride it the right way. Don't speed. Do it for enjoyment. If you're going to bungee jump, have two cords in case one snaps. I don't ride anything. I just talk trash. That's it.

 

Chad Ocho Cinco

 

How the false truths of the years of youth have passed!
Have passed at full speed like trains which never stopped
There where I stood and waited, hardly aware,
How little I knew, or which of them was the one
To mount and ride to hope or where true hope arrives.

 

Delmore Schwartz

 

One night I took a ride just across that line.
I picked her up in a pickup truck and she broke that heart of mine.
Her daddy said no, she's my only daughter,
but we got married on the Tennessee border.

 

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