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If you're going to tell people the truth, you better make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.
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Credited to Shaw in the lead in to the mockumentary C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America (2004) and other recent works, but this or slight variants of it are also sometimes attributed to W. C. Fields, Charlie Chaplin, and Oscar Wilde. It might possibly be derived from Shaw's statement in John Bull's Other Island (1907): "My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world."
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If you are going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.
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If you're going to tell people the truth, you'd better make them laugh. Otherwise, they'll kill you.

 

George Bernard Shaw

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