You ask “What is life?” That is the same as asking “What is a carrot?” A carrot is a carrot and we know nothing more.
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Letter to his wife, Olga Knipper Chekhov (April 20, 1904)Anton Chekhov
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Knowledge is like the carrot, few know by looking at the green top that the best part, the orange part, is there. Like the carrot, if you don't work for it, it will wither away and rot. And finally, like the carrot, there are a great many donkeys and jackasses that are associated with it.
Nasreddin
You know who Carrot-Top should be married to in a movie? Gallagher.
Bill Allred
God, you are a big, ghoulish woman. I'm talking to you, Carrot Top.
Greg Giraldo
And the snake who'd held the world, a stick, a carrot and string
Was crushed beneath the foot of Your not wanting anything.Aaron Weiss
A raisin-eyed, carrot-nosed, twig-armed, straw-stuffed, mannequin trundled on a go-cart by the mentally bereft powerbrokers of the Democratic Party.
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