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Der erste sprach: "Wer hat auf meinem Stühlchen gesessen?"
Der zweite: "Wer hat von meinem Tellerchen gegessen?"
Der dritte: "Wer hat von meinem Brötchen genommen?"
Der vierte: "Wer hat von meinem Gemüschen gegessen?"
Der fünfte: "Wer hat mit meinem Gäbelchen gestochen?"
Der sechste: "Wer hat mit meinem Messerchen geschnitten?"
Der siebente: "Wer hat aus meinem Becherlein getrunken?"
Dann sah sich der erste um und sah, dass auf seinem Bett eine kleine Delle war, da sprach er: "Wer hat in meinem Bettchen gelegen?"
Die anderen kamen gelaufen und riefen: "In meinem hat auch jemand gelegen!"
Der siebente aber, als er in sein Bett sah, erblickte Schneewittchen, das lag darin und schlief. Nun rief er die anderen, die kamen herbeigelaufen und schrien vor Verwunderung, holten ihre sieben Lichtlein und beleuchteten Schneewittchen.
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Translation: The first said: "Who has been sitting in my chair?" The second: "Who has been eating off my plate?" The third: "Who has taken a bite of my bread?" The fourth: "Who has been eating some of my vegetables?" The fifth: "Who has been using my fork?" The sixth: "Who has been cutting with my knife?" And the seventh: "Who has been drinking out of my cup?" Then the first looked around, saw a little hollow in his bed and said: "Who has been lying in my bed?" The others came running, and cried out: "Somebody has been lying in my bed too". But when the seventh looked at his bed, he saw Snow White lying there asleep.
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"Schneewittchen" ("Snow White"), p. 186.

 

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