Sports Quotes - random - 100+ quotes
It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!
I can’t drive, play football without crying, or successfully use a PS3 controller.
I'm opposed to any sport that reduces the coefficient of friction between me and the ground.
Maybe Roger Federer will rescue tennis. He plays like we did in the past.
I spent all of my life trying to stay away from sports and here I am in a sporting arena.
My favorite sport is Scrabble.
Detested sport,
That owes its pleasures to another's pain.
It's not cheating, it's creative sportsmanship.
I like screaming at the TV and getting all excited, but I don't like guys who don't watch sports.
If he were not a football coach, he'd be a shrink.
The public must come to see that chess is a violent sport. Chess is mental torture.
Like music my drawings transport us to the ambiguous world of the indeterminate.
I do have one instruction for you, General. Do something about that damned football team.
Football is nothing without fans.
Our founding fathers wrote a constitution for a dream. We have given passports to their ideals.
Having failed as an NFL commentator, Limbaugh understands the power of football.
It is a poor sport that is not worth the candle.
"One of the greatest football brains Manchester United has ever had."
The music game is more than just my love for singing, its a sport for me.